for the kids that don't have access to the quip list

"Sarcasm is the protest of people who are weak." -John Knowles, from A Separate Peace

"It would be so much easier if we just sucked"

"can I sniff the purple one?" - H

"Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one." -- Bill Bradley

"There was a boy. A very strange, enchanted boy . . ."

"Spelling is no sign of intelligence"


"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle -- victorious." - Vince Lombardi

"razza razza"

"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm." - Vince Lombardi